I just had a co-worker ask if I'd been wearing the same shirt for the last couple of days! I can't believe someone finally noticed!
Below is the conversation (best I can remember):
Co-worker #1: How many days have you been wearing that shirt?
Art (feigning surprise): (Gasp!) Excuse me?
Co-worker #1: That shirt; you wore it yesterday ...
Art: (Surprised) What are you talking about?
Co-worker #1: Haven't you been wearing that shirt for a couple of days now?
Co-worker #2: No, yesterday he had a light shirt on!
Co-worker #1: I could've swore you wore that shirt yesterday ..
Art: What are you on?
Co-worker #1: ... yeah, a blue shirt ...
Art: My eyes are blue ... so ....
Co-worker #1 (walking away): ... weird ....
SUCCESS!!!! Now all I have to do is wear this thing for two more days ... If I need to, I'll let Co-worker in on the secret, but only if she swears not to tell anyone. I think I can trust her.